20 Reasons You Cannot Go Out Tonight

You have a bunch of excuses for not being able to bring yourself to step. We have helped you put together the ones we know you will definitely use tonight. It’s not laziness, it’s just your tradition.

1. OH I had a long day at work today, I’m exhausted.

2. I’m feeling a little sick right now.

3. I don’t want to be hungover tomorrow.

4. Didn’t we go out last week…. That’s enough for me please.

5. I have to go to work…… oh yes even on Saturdays.

6. That bar is too expensive.

7. The weather is too hot.

8. The moon is not full, I only go out when there’s full moon.

9. I’m trying to stay healthy, I don’t feel sexy right now.

10. I’m really into ‘Half Of A Yellow Sun’ now.

11. I started a twitter controversy recently, so I’m trying to avoid the limelight for now.

12. I don’t have anything to wear.

13. Seriously I’m not naked but my dry-cleaner hasn’t brought back my sexy clothes.

14. My neighbour’s dog is sick and I have to dogsit.

15. I feel I have reached my social interact quota for the week.

16. I don’t want to be hit on again this weekend. Let me be beautiful in peace.

17. I really want to sleep.

18. I prefer the communication in dreamland, its wireless.

19. Things are happening in this life, I don’t want to miss out on them.

20. I just need to stay home and cook up more excuses for next weekend