A fight between a Rich man and a Poor man.

RICH MAN: You're a fool!
POOR MAN: You are an idiot sir.
RICH MAN: I'm gonna make sure you rot in jail!
POOR MAN: It's a lie jooor, I'm ready for you.
RICH MAN: You gonna hear from my Lawyer soon?
POOR MAN: No problem, I will report you to my NATIVE DOCTOR! ...

Joke of the day

A man forgot to zip up his trousers, so a lady tells him politely, "Sir your garage is open."

The man gave her a naughty smile as he zipped up and asked "Did you see my black Range Rover jeep parked inside?"

The lady smile back and said "No, just one small Volvo with two Flat tyres.