A fight between a Rich man and a Poor man.

RICH MAN: You're a fool!
POOR MAN: You are an idiot sir.
RICH MAN: I'm gonna make sure you rot in jail!
POOR MAN: It's a lie jooor, I'm ready for you.
RICH MAN: You gonna hear from my Lawyer soon?
POOR MAN: No problem, I will report you to my NATIVE DOCTOR! ...

Joke of the day

A man forgot to zip up his trousers, so a lady tells him politely, "Sir your garage is open."

The man gave her a naughty smile as he zipped up and asked "Did you see my black Range Rover jeep parked inside?"

The lady smile back and said "No, just one small Volvo with two Flat tyres.

GMB/OSINBAJO TICKET:

Your vote is your competence to rebuild the Nation..think GMB/Osinbajo.

GMB/OSINBAJO TICKET:

MEET YOU 1ST AND 2ND LADIES...think GMB/Osinbajo!

MENACE OF STOMACH INFRASTRUCTURE::

I APPEAL TO WELL MEANING NIGERIANS TO CALL GOV. AYO FAYOSE TO ORDER. FROM THE INDICES. HE APPEARS TO MEAN WELL BUT IT'S DEMEANING TO KEEP PORTRAYING THE GOOD PEOPLE OF EKITI AS PAUPERS IN THE NAME OF SI. THERE ARE BETTER WAYS TO APPRECIATE AND EMPOWER THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE OF EKITI... STOP THIS SHOW OF SHAME...ABEG!

Photos: Children displaced by Boko Haram

 Some of these children were displaced by Boko Haram. So far 1.6million Nigerians have been driven from their homes and at least 17,000 people killed in the 5 years Boko Haram came into existence.

If you were the president of Nigeria, what would you do to end Boko Haram insurgency? see more pics

My Readers (11 Things All Holiday Babies Know To Be True)

The simple agony of sharing Thanksgiving, Christmas or New Year with your birthday, makes you not to look forward to your birthday every year. The things below are things you will understand and relate to.

1.       If your birthday is on a famous holiday, it is never just about you.

2.       If it is on Christmas day, you might as well just be invisible.

3.       You have tried to get people you know to modify their holidays, at least enough to accommodate your birthday.